function npngtitle()
{
//5
var ranNum= Math.round(Math.random() * 5);
if (ranNum == 0){document.write('AD: Northwest Airlines Everyday Cheap Fares on CheapTickets.com!'); } // cheaptickets
if (ranNum == 1){document.write('If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you\'re a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind. - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.'); } // KVonnegut
if (ranNum == 2){document.write('It\'s not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over. Edna St. Vincent Millay'); } // EdnaSVM
if (ranNum == 3){document.write('You know it\'s funny when it rains it pours; They got money for wars, but can\'t feed the poor - Tupac Shakur'); } // Tupac
if (ranNum == 4){document.write('"Desperation is the raw material of drastic change. Only those who can leave behind everything they have ever believed in can hope to escape." William S. Burroughs'); } // WilliamBurroughs
if (ranNum == 5){document.write('Ad: Get it all... Music, Movies, TV Shows, Podcast, Apps, Audiobooks and much more in the iTunes Music Store!
'); } // iTunesad
}